In vino, veritas

Of vino, demi-tasse. 

With vino, stomach pain. 

More vino? Danke schoen.

 

With vino, I’m a queen!

From vino, red wet dream.

With vino, I’m a mess,

Some vino, on my dress.

 

With vino, where’s my clit?

Some vino, I’ll find it.

From vino, spinning room,

More vino, please die soon.

 

From vino, bedroom eyes,

From vino, thunder thighs.

From vino, x days clean!

Sans vino, thin, prude, mean.

 

Some vino tastes like piss.

(All vino tastes like this.)

There’s vino? Just the sauce.

Don’t worry, booze cooks off.

 

Less vino, loves rebuke!

More vino til I puke.

Church vino cut with juice,

Sweet vino, bra comes loose.

 

Pink vino, need a hug?

Much vino on the rug.

Spilled vino, don’t tell mom.

Clean vino– won’t take long!

 

Girls vino, after work.

Drink vino, he’s a jerk!

Love vino, paint a sign.

Chug vino; sure you’re fine?

 

No vino. Feeling good!

No vino! Knew you could!

Some vino? Or some beer?

No vino!

Just taste it, here.


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