by Alexander Manzoni, Regular Contributor

 

Yesterday, The House pass’d Articles of Impeachment.
Trouble for Trump— on the horizon.
The time between now and then feels long.

But don’t worry!

Santa’s got a present for you,
not a lump of coal dug out
from the bottom of his boots:
but a bag of subpoenas.
The most TREMENDOUS subpoenas there ever were.
What? You don’t enjoy the gift?
Well then, leave.

Leave this country.
Leave this place.
Depart, bringing with you your horrific influence—
bring it to another land, preferably Russia.
Make THEM deal with you, EVERY DAY of their lives.

Some people are tired. We are sick of watching our society crumble
due to the writ and words of demagogues, oligarchs, corporations, evangelicals, uber-conservative oil magnates & billionaires (the liberal ones aren’t much better), the racist people down the street who say, “I’M NOT RACIST. I LOVE THAT ONE BLACK GUY FROM GOOD TIMES!”

You’re racist, of course. Trump was your president: manipulating the mind states of those unfamiliar with the governmental process. It was EASY (for him).

Now, let us make it NOT EASY (for him).
May we drum the scum out of the White House,
OFF the presidential TWITTER PAGE, FOREVER.

We still need 2/3rds of the senators to vote “Impeach & remove”.
But, until then, we’ll take our victory and bring it, nail it up upon the walls of Amerian history:
WORST PRESIDENT EVER.

And if you love him, I seem to understand why:
he appeals to those with loud mouths, who speaketh without thought.
Racists who love tequila.
Assholes who want to build a wall
and hire illegal help around the house: to have someone to abuse and boss around
LIKE SLAVES.
People who want to say the N word.
People who think they are entitled to a life that others are not.
People who believe if you’re poor than
GOD MADE IT SO,
SO YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GOT—
YOUR LOT, IN LIFE.

Time to cut the cord.
Where’s the knife?
We shall leave these lost souls behind—
leave them adrift on a desert island.
Hey, Republicans: the ocean will provide you with
all the walls you have EVER so desired.
MERRY IMPEACHMAS!!!!!!

 

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